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Elvis bust ceramic bank11/18/2023 ![]() Because if there’s one thing the King thinks about, it’s sex. Because where else would you store a classic Elvis speedball?ģ: The spare Walgreen’s brand bottle of KY, complete with grease thumbprint. We’re on to you, Wall Street.Ģ: Deep fried peanut butter and bacon sandwhiches. Because Uncle “Meth Mouth” Jimbo is far more trustworthy than any bank. Because I hear people on the Internet like lists.ġ: Your savings. So, just for kicks, here’s the list of five things you can store in Elvis’s head. First, this art class afterbirth retails for $99 – and yet there’s four sitting there unsold, go figure. ![]() For the people in this world who think a marble bust is too classy Suck it, Harvard, this is my America *rips off These Colors Don’t Run shirt, jumps on pick-up truck bed*.īut it only gets better. The store was selling ceramic busts of Elvis. We dropped the Mazda off at a transmission shop and Tiffani and I decided to browse a store called Tuesday Morning. Alright, so technically we’re not traveling now, but kiss off. ![]()
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